Having read an article from The Onion about the Cryptosporidium Daze festival, I found I pathologically had to have the t-shirt bearing Crypty. Needless to say, it arrived on Friday and I couldn't be more pleased. I'd like to say I wore it to the Burlington Brewers Fest on Saturday, but I wore one that was even ruder from the same shipment. Those of you interested (the prurient kind) can find the t-shirt in the Onion store, referring to the moonwalk.
Update: For several years, the article linked above was only available through the subscribers-only archive of the Onion website. The article has been returned to the public sphere and can be reached using the links above.