It's been a while and the masses are agitating. What could possibly follow that delightful cat unionization piece? What are those cute little fuzzy beasts up to now? When will the hilarity ever end?
Needless to say, the management chooses not to provide the little hairy socialists with any free publicity, so we'll move on to a topic that has relevance in todays more secure world: License Plates. The way this country is headed, we'll all end up detained indefinitely as enemy combatants. No messy civil rights issues that way. With nobody left in the outside world of "free society", I suspect crime rates may finally fall below 5% per 100,000.
Since we'll all be pushing out license plates on an assembly line, why not visit the Acme License Maker and exercise some creative juices before that sort of activity becomes seditious and punishable by solitary confinement.
Simply choose a state, and a license plate style, select the text to appear on the plate and voila! You've just turned into the type of person that says voila.
You have your choice of many styles per state.
Naturally, you are not limited in your choice of prose.
Other plates are available for the US and Canada:
Out of compassion for the youngsters, I'm restraining my more basic urges to make rude license plates. Also, based on my memory of playground shenanigans, today's youths would probably come up with better (ruder) license plates. Good clean wholesome fun for the entire family!