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Emergency brakes are notorious for spreading disease. It is best to simply abstain from using the emergency brake altogether. Liberals say you can use a condom on the emergency brake to limit the spread of disease, but what they won't tell you is that condoms are ineffective against the spread of Human Papilloma Virus (HPV,) a leading cause of cervical cancer in people who drive standard transmission. It is best to avoid temptation and leave the emergency brake to Hollywood elitists who screech around corners in car chases.