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Finally! Tom the Dancing Bug (Edited by Ruben Bolling) has realized the true drama that is encapsulated in every PONG battle.

Oh, yeah. We're back from vacation. Where did we go? Nowhere. It was glorious. What did we do? Mostly nothing, but before you accuse me of total slack, I did formulate a structured measurement system for, hold onto your hats, nose taps. Are you ever in a position where you get tapped on the nose so frequently, that you lose track of the number ...

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What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad. - Dave Barry

I received an e-mail today that instructs one in how to generate one's silly name from one's real name. I was so amused, I wrote a quick Silly Name Generator to automate the process. I often wonder whether I'm too subtle.